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Author: Admin | 2025-04-28
Pill.5. How do you make a pharmacy pun? Just take a couple of aspirin and let it dissolve.6. Why did the pharmacist refuse to make change? He didn’t want to violate the HIPAA dollar violation rule.7. Did you hear about the pharmacist who owned a beauty salon? He specialized in hair-icil.8. What would you call a pharmacy run by a group of nuns? A habit-forming drugstore.9. Why did the pharmacist refuse to sell his car to his coworker? He didn’t like his drug-paced life anymore.10. Why did the pharmacist give his girlfriend a bunch of cough drops? To curb her appetite.11. Did you hear about the pharmacy that converted to a brewery? They still use hop-spital gloves.12. Why did the pharmacist refuse to sell over-the-counter drugs to his mom? He didn’t want her to become an OTC addict.13. What do you call a pharmacy run by a band? A pill-harmonic convergence.14. Why did the pharmacist refuse to sell his allergy medication to his dog? He didn’t want his pup to become a pill-popper.15. Did you hear about the pharmacist who starred in a movie about drug abuse? It was a flop-amine.16. What do you call a pharmacy that sells pet medication? A paw-macy.17. Why did the pharmacist refuse to sell his painkillers to his old neighbor? He didn’t want her to become a narc-neighbor.18. Did you hear about the pharmacist who got addicted to his own drugs? He went on a dopamine trip.19. Why did the pharmacist give away free
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